09 December 2008

Our Lady Of Porn


I've been playing with my new pictures, getting things ready for the site, and I couldn't resist cropping this photo (which, in its entirety, contains a gorgeous leg/foot/insanely-high-heeled-shoe shot) down to my head with the camera's lens flare in the mirror. Does this look like one of those Virgin-Mary-in-the-oil-stain things, or what?

14 November 2008

Pictures - November 2008

Hmm... do I need a change now, or can this nappy hold a bit more....?


Which baby pyjamas should I put on NOW?

Comedy porn.


A severe case of the giggles.


More Christmas baby pyjamas, and a big full nappy peeking out! (Abena XPlus)

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28 October 2008

Pictures - October 2008

Oops!

Yes, I do know how to use one of these things.

Yeah, women don't ejaculate. Hah.

Small but sparkly, and it does the trick!

Filling up.

in Goddess mode...

showing off one of my (many) toys

my "I'm about to do something REALLY naughty" face

my "I am totally sweet and innocent and I don't even know what naughty IS" face

taking a bath (for the foot fans!)

28 September 2008

01 August 2008

Pictures - August 2008

These are stills I've cut from a video that will probably never be seen (I loved the concept and will re-shoot it, don't worry!).






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I think this angle is cool.




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3 stills from a "Baby Pixie" vid. Enjoy! (And thanks to M. for "babysitting"!)

Awaiting a change.


Vintage rhumbas! (Molicare Super Plus nappy underneath)


I luv my paci.



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New Sex Toys Of The Month:

Black mini-vibe (with pink sparkles!) and gorgeous and functional silicone g-spot dildo (with convenient "handle"!).
THE CONE. I finally broke down and got one even though it's always seemed strange and unappealing. That was until I used it (in a video). Now, it's a favourite!

Addendum 12 Aug: It vibrates. With varying speeds and patterns. That's what makes it so great! Also it's silicone for splashproofness and easy cleaning.


A speculum. Haven't used it yet, but I wanted to own one and it was only $6. As if I didn't do enough Annie Sprinkle tributes already.... (google "Public Cervix Announcement" and/or "Annie sprinkle" if you don't know what I'm talking about)

I've been a huge fan of njoy's stainless-steel toys since I first heard of them - I own every one produced so far, and my first ever badly home-made amateur masturbation vid featured one. This one, according to the helpful shop assistant, has just been introduced and was the only one in the shop. So naturally, I bought it! It's big. Very very very big. I should take another picture of it with a measuring device or something, for scale. It came in this pretty leather carrying case - all njoy toys come in very nice packaging/storage containers. Highly recommended, particularly if you're a fan of intense g-spot or prostate stimulation - these are solid steel so they're very heavy and very hard, and can also be warmed or cooled for varying sensations.

Addendum 12 Aug: I looked up the stats for this and it's 11" long by 2" wide (28cm x 5cm), and weighs 2.75lb (1.25kg). See? BIG and HEAVY. Mmmmm.


I bought all of the above at Babeland's Lower East Side location, where I picked up this business card and these amusing dirty-joke stickers (free, in a fishbowl on the counter).

01 July 2008

Pictures - July 2008

Two stills from "harder" videos, one will be released, the other, probably not.




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Artsy nappy shot.



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Stills from my first longer-length video.



01 June 2008

Pictures - June 2008

Plushiality.



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Still of me in a bikini and sarong thrown over my shoulders, adjusting the camera angle for a video that turned out to be total bollocks and will probably never be posted. Shame really, I look good in this frame!



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OMG it's a giant nipple run for your lives!!!



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People have been asking me what kind of porn I look at, since I seem to have dashed many hopes by expressing a near-total disinterest in other people's pee/poo videos. I do watch my own videos for self-pleasuring purposes, but I also look at other things. So what DO I like?

Slim, athletic blokes with fashion sense. (Boots a plus.) Three cheers for gay fashion blogs.



(This pic and many others originally found at boyculture)